Episode #18 "Go Folk yo' mother!" -By Emily.
[What a marvelous pun, I am amazing, praise me on your KNEES!]

The story so far…
Beansprout and Flibbage are on their way to meet their mothers at Glastonbury festival, on a detour on their quest to defeat the evil Buffy-the-Space-Pirate and retrieve the sword of Slayskull. Accompanied by their new friend J (who is nothing like Will Smith) and Yakky's ghost in the from of an agent called K [lets call him Kyakky cos' its easier.] who he possessed.
The story continuse [Continuse? Continouse? What the hell? Oh yeah Continues… that's better, Ahem][illiterate muppet...]
The story Continues…
Upon arriving at Glastonbury the proverbial Scooby gang found Her Royal Highness Queen Cabbage and Red (Plus two gorgeous skater type blokes)[bwahahahahaha] and Barry (Who was flirting with anything in a skirt or just ANYTHING.) trying to escape from conversation with a crazy drunken man who couldn't remember the punch line of his rubbish joke.
"Morning your Majesty Mumness!" Said Flibbage. "What did you do with Flynn?"
"He was an ass! Did no one ever think to tell me that I was married to someone with an ass for a head!??" raged the Faery Queen indignantly.
"Uh… we thought you knew."
"GAAAAAAH!!!!"
"Excuse me!" Said Beansprout waving her arms around wildly, "Why didn't anyone tell me my parents had divorced!??"
"Oops! Sorry dahling, did I forget?" slurredthe eternally Dappy Red, waving a can of cider.
"GAAAAAAH!!!!"
"Anyway, who are your little friends?" Red continued as if nothing had happened. Before Beansprout could begin a really good rant, Flibbage interrupted her.
"Well this is J, from the Non Gender Specific People In Black, and his associate K, who was so kind as to let Yakky possess him. We were just on our way to find Buffy and destroy her, so we thought we'd drop by and say hello."
"Isn't she polite," whispered Red theatrically to Beansprout," You should take a leaf from her book."[bloody parents]
"Hmmpf! Buffy. I never liked her!" grumbled Barry, earning several bemused looks from the others. Cabbage thought for a short while. Well actually it was a long while, but lets not split hairs about how sober the adults were at that time. "You could train here of course, girls. J and Kyakky already have weapons, but you two could really learn something from festivals."

A short while later the group stood outside a tent with a banner reading 'Circus Skills'.
"What is this crap?" said Beansprout.
"Aha!" said Red, "You may think its just pansy circus skills, but that's how you trick Them! Oho yes…"
A strangely elf-like man appeared as if from somewhere. "Hi, I'm Fled, The circus skills guy. Feel free to break the merchandise. Hey Red, my tent is still over that way…" Red pretended not to hear. Cabbage squinted at him.
"Don't I know you?" said the Queen suspiciously. Fled shrugged and wandered off. Cabbage gestured at the circus toys. "Voila!" she said, as was her style, "Beansprout, you may have this twirly-stick-thing," she said handing her a six-foot stripy baton. "And for you my dearest daughter- Fire Chains."
"Yeah! Twirly-stick-thing!" yelled Sprout.
"Yeah! Swingy-twirly-ball-string -flame-thingies!" said Flib.

The next part of the narrative could feature a heroic battle training montage and music like 'I need a hero!'. With scenes of Flib and Sprout battling Mannequins, each other, their parents and gradually improving. But a slightly more truthful version would show them dropping the weapons, getting tied up in them, and would be interspersed with cries of "Ack! My toe!!!" and "Eek! My hair is on FIRE!" Sooner or later, who knows, they might have got better. But unfortunately their practice was rudely interrupted by the tent being torn to shreds, announcing the arrival of fiendishly clever, but grossly slow and overweight velocoraptors.
"Ahar!" said the Lardraptors, "we have come to destroy you all on the orders of Buffy-the-space-pirate!"
"I think not! Space Bitch is no match for us!" Said Barry, then promptly hid behind the others.
And Sprout twirled the twirly-stick-thing.
And Flibbage swung the Fire Chains.
And Kyakky and J raised their guns.
And Cabbage waved her wand menacingly.
And the velocoraptors prepared to attack.
[Things I forgot to put in this episode…
Kyakky getting drunk,
The crazy drunken man's joke,
BCCNFOL jokes, (It stands for British Camping Club National Feast Of Lanterns - who knew?)
Festival toilet jokes,
Hat jokes,
Barry flirting.
(Sorry guys the only people who will ever truly understand this episode of InubuYAKasha will be me Ally and our pal Tom, And Harry…although we doubt Harry can remember much, as it is based on our adventures at Towersy. I was gonna put in all the extra stuff. But Lu, my sis kept talking about the Goddamn periodic table of elements.][see, when I went to Towersey all we ended up doing was playing Uno for two or three days straight. It sucked][because you're not a drunken hippy.]