I wrote this after I got dumped. Here is vengeful, drunken InubuYAKasha…
Episode #34 "The laughing Yak." By Emily, destroyer of men.

Cabbage, Flori (her court witch), Flil (The crystallized stem ginger and punk rock Faery), Phat (The Xmas tree Faery, Guardian of Hip Hop and court interpreter) and Florz(The chief flower Faery and court psycho nutcase) were drunk. So was Red. The Baileayves was all gone, as was the Flodka and the Flarchers.
"MEN SUCK!"
"YEAAAAAAH! WHOOOO!"
"BURN THEM ALL!" [We need the vengeful man hating back, who cares if our audience is mostly male]
Cabbage decided, that what she wanted to do right now, was tell her oldest daughter how awful men were. So she wrought an intricate and powerful summoning spell;
"I wouldsht like to shpeak to Flibbagsh,
Plumpty tumpty dumpty Plibbage…"

"ooo Cabbish, I din' know Flibbidge wash a pieesh of cheesh…"
The piece of cheese wobbled, for the entire world it looked as though it was trying to sing the opening bars of 'Cats'. "Thish," burbled Red, "Is quite probably Beansprout's fault."
"Beansprout hmm?"
Another garbled spell left Beansprout confusedly standing on the floor.
"Mother! Are you drunk?!" she cried, outraged. Red waved her hand dismissively and ate some chocolate liqueurs.
"Beanshprout Jonesh! Why ish my daughter a cheese?" Slurred Cabbage
"Interesting question. Ask J."
*. Slurred spell Flash pop.*
"That's Yakky."
"Ish it?"
"Yeah, you can tell by the ears."
"Hey! I mean Feh, I don't look like J!"
*Yet another spell*
"That's him, note the absence of ears."
"I have ears! Hey, where are we…?" Said J.
"WHY is Flibbage a cheese? I am losing my patience!" said the Queen beginning to sober up.
"Ynri did it! I didn't ohno." Said J shaking his head furiously and wondering how dangerous drunk faeries were.
"YNRI!? A-HAH! Someone invoke Ynri!"
"Me, me!"! Said Flil enthusiastically;

"Oh great and smelly Ynri,
She who is perfumed of Yak.
Goddess of Yaks, Sheds Werewolves, Violent Girls with Magic Swords, Cheese, Totem Poles, The Conservative Party and Ex-Government Agents Trapped in Cells with Noisy and Cheerful Little Faeries, We Invoke thee!"

"That didn't rhyme, you geek." Added Flori, but Ynri appeared anyway.
"What now?" She said, tapping her foot testily.
"My daughter is cheese because of you! I demand you turn her back!"
"You Mortal, dare to command me-?"
"I'm not a mortal, and I'll put you in a marble if you don't do it!"
"EEP!" said Ynri, who was afraid of marbles. [Heehee threaten her with the Shikon No Tama] Flil, Flori and Florz burst into fits of giggles. Ynri hurriedly turned Flibbage back to normal.
"I can smile on the old days… I was beauuuutiful then- Yay!" said Flibbage and banished Ynri crossly with her wand, being this time prepared for her godly antics.
"That dealt with, perhaps we should be keeping this Thing, whatever it is, away from the NGSPIB."
"Why did you summon us, anyway?" Flibbage asked her mother.
"I can't remember. Have some beer, sweetie!"
"But we hadn't even finished looking for the NGSPIB HQ! J and I have no idea where they took us, and Beansprout and Yakky were transported there by Ynri, so we still aren't anyway near to finding its true location!"
"GAH!!! Folk it!" Yelled Spout, realising that indeed they didn't.
TO BE CONTINUED…