|Volume 1: A Foolish Faerietale||
(A reply to Curtain opens)
Some would say we went too far,
From Curtain opens to sunset,
And yeah, we lied. We're not done yet
If you should stay once curtains fall,
Then Footloose will amuse you all.
Word count: 118,075 + (thats just the main story)
+ (thats just the main story)
+ 2 special episodes, one web comic, one extended trailer, a poem, 3 pieces of commentry and now some credits makes 100.
Written By Alice Nuttall and Emily Brady
Based on an original moral tale by Emily which
Typed mostly by Emily, with
Illustrated by both whenever they felt like it.
Inspired By Alice's misinformed crush, and Emily's deluded belief in her magical abilities.
Read by practically no one.
Cast in order of appearance (Sometimes)
BILL GATES� GUARDS
SMALL PINK BEETLE/ CABLIM
TATTOOED YAKS/ FAKE VAMPIRE MINIONS
A POSTMAN/NGSPIB AGENT
RASPUTIN/RABBI/CELESTIAL WASTE DISPOSER OF GAWD
TWO UNSPECIFIED GOODLOOKING BLOKES
FLED THE CIRCUS NYMPH
ANONYMOUS NGSPIB HEADMAN
KAGOME THE CHICKEN
TEQUILA THE ALCOHORSE
THE MAYOR OF SCHEISSWETTER
SOME AGENTS OF THE NGSPIB
YNRI, GODDESS OF MUCH
SOME MORE YAKS
MERVYN, GOOD SPIRIT OF THE SWORD OF SLAYSKULL
TWO REALLY USELESS NGSPIB AGENTS
ELF�S MASKED ALTER EGO
A SENIOR HENCHMAN
A LESSER HENCHMAN
WORMWOOD THE BEAST
MORE HENCHMEN (BURLY ONES)
AND ANOTHER ONE
LOTS OF GUARDS WHO GET SHOT.
ALICE-COOPER-FINS THE DEAD FISH
YET MORE HENCHMEN
LACKEYS AND YAKS
EVIL CAMPFY THE SCARY FAERIE
BARRY AS A FLAMINGO
BARRY AS A SPROUT
THE ARMY OF FAERIE
AGENTS H & N
BUFFY'S ARMY OF VAMPIRE MINIONS
THE PINK ELEPHANT LEGION
BELINDA THE BELIGERENT BEE
PRINCESS BEANDERELLA DI SPROUTANIA
SIR WILLIAM OF THE HOOD
JACK. E. JAMESON
THE NARRATIVE FUNCTION �FEMINISM�
BARRY AS A FLUFFY BUNNY RABBIT
THE PERSONIFICATION OF THE UNSPOKEN RULES OF DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS 11TH EDITION
SARAH MICHELLE GELLAR
MACHO BLONDE LADY (BAMBI)
PETROBRAD THE MOROSE
BARRY THE ASHTRAY
BAMBI THE SCARY DEER
TRIPPY THE PSYCHEDELLIC KANGAROO
SNOWFLAKE THE KITTEN
THE GRIM REAPER
PHAT THE GUARDIAN FLANGEL
THE ORIGIONAL HARD CORE FAERIE OF PINK HAVOK
EMILY (EMILY'S BRAIN VERSION)
EMILY THE ELF
TORI THE ELF
TIM THE MOOGLE
JAMES ROBERT DEAN WEST
TIM (EMILY'S BRAIN VERSION)
A NEWS REPORTER
TOM(EMILY'S BRAIN VERSION)
Blatantly and not so blatently �homaged� (translate as �stolen or mocked�) things
Men in Black
The music of Boney M
The poetry of Lewis Carrol
Buffy the Vampire slayer
Lord of the Rings
The Books of Magic
The Microsoft Corporation
The Emperors New Groove
Things we invented on our own.
The interdimensional Portaloo
Using the rules of media as faery logic, including but not limited to Fey Skills, GCFE�s and ASS levels.
Full sized chocolate pig
Any other name that begins with fl
Traps for men
The (fill in blank) of GAWD
~For incurring wrath by not reading but still plugging his own story~
~and being an utterly narcissistic but lovable person~
All the girls
~For wanting to be faeries even though they didn't care about the story, and for appreciating it when Emily drew pictures for them~
~For being excellent villains, and not taking it to heart that they were Villians
~For being the most morally ambiguous person in the story, and generally engineering the plot.
~for teaching me how to make websites.
~For introducing us to manga, and giving Inu Yasha such wonderful ears(On his head!!!)
Stu's Message board
~For being a useful place to nag Ally to do things.
Episode#2 "Enter the Token Bloke."
Episode#3 "Stop Silicon Valley, I want to Get Off!."
Episode#4 "Faery Frolics and Fun with a Prophecy."
Episode#5 "The Loco Journeys."
Episode#6 "Cablim gets a Nasty Surprise."
Episode#7 "Beandiana Jones and the Temple of Choom."
Episode#8 "Oddball's Odd Behaviour."
|Volume 2: Till Death Do Us Part|
|Episode#9 "Happy Birthday, Sweet Fifteen."
Episode#10 "The Sprout Sense."
Episode#11 "Four Funerals and another Funeral.
Episode#12 "Misty Water Colour Spirit Realm...."
Episode#13 "Interview with a Vampire Slayer."
|Volume 3: Space Opera|
|Episode#15 "Now the Thugs don't Work..."
Episode#16 "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes."
Episode#18 "Go Folk Yo' Mama!"
Episode#19 "The Platetrix."
Episode#20 "In Space no one can Hear you Order Pizza."
Episode#21 "Deepwater Yak."
Episode#22 "Yak trek."
Episode#23 "Planet of the crepes."
Episode#24 "Dude Where's my Comedy Plot Conventions?."
|Volume 4: Unconventional|
|Episode#25 "A Clockwork Beansprout."
Episode#26 "The Long Awaited Explaination."
Episode#27 "Ten things I hate about 'funny' cartoon crossovers."
Episode#28 "The Plan."
|Volume 5: Happy Endings|
|Episode#29 "We're off to See a Werewolf..."
Episode#30 "The Yak and the Beansprout."
Episode#31 "The fellowship of the Thing."
Episode#32 "The one Where the Cast of Friends do Nothing and the Cast of IBYKS do little more."
Episode#33 "Meet your Yak."
Episode#34 "The Laughing Yak."
Episode#35 "Lord of the Thing(s)."
Episode#36 "Extra Extra Special with Magic, Cheese and Tesco."
Episode#37 "Faeries and Werewolves and Yaks, oh My!."
Episode#38 "IBYKS The animated feature film."
Episode#39 "The return of the Parents of the Children."
Episode#40 "Events Concluding Those which Preceeded."
Episode#41 "The Chips of WRATH!."
Episode#42 "In which Cabbage has Angst."
Episode#43 "Heaven is a Shoeshop."
Episode#44 "The Importance of being Soulless."
Episode#45 "Vinyl fantasy."
|Volume 6: Killing Time|
|Episode#46 "Where is My Happy Ending...?"
Episode#47 "The Books of Faerie."
Episode#48 "Back to the Future from the Past..."
Episode#49 "The Time and Space of the Old Dude with the 'tache."
Episode#50 "Sprout, Flib, Yakky & J's Excellent Adventure."
Episode#51 "The Nerds The Nerds!"
Episode#52 "The Land of Reality."
Episode#53 "Ordinary (boring) World."
Episode#54 "Smoke and Mirrors."
Episode#55 "Some things we hate about Clones."
Episode#56 "I've got no Idea what you did Last Summer..."
Episode#57 "The Shoe Towers."
Episode#58 "Pizza is a dish best Served Cold."
Episode#59 "Sprout's Masked Replica."
Episode#60 "Curiouser and Curiouser..."
Episode#61 "Not another Season Finale?."
|Volume 7: Intertextuality|
Episode#63 "When Narrative Functions Turn Bad..."
Episode#64 "Jack, the Beanstalk, The Beauty, The Beast, The Witch, The Wardrobe and Will."
Episode#65 "Its a Good Li(f)e."
Episode#66 "The one with Four Titles..."
Episode#67 "The B Team."
Episode#68 "Narnia Has Nothing on this..."
Episode#69 "Clash of the Heroines."
Episode#70 "To Infinity and Beyond."
Episode#71 "The Thingwraith."
Episode#73 "And all that Black Widow Crap Jazz."
Episode#74 "I've got a theory..."
Episode#75 "Magical Girl- Pretty Scary."
Episode#76 "Wheels within Wheels within Wheels- ARGH!"
Episode#77 "J's Story."
Episode#78 "Irrevocably Broken."
|Volume 8: Loose Ends|
|Episode#79 "Lots of things Begin With Dee."
Episode#80 "Adventures in Slumberland."
Episode#81 "The One with the Revelation."
Episode#82 "Artificial Life Sucks.com."
Episode#83 "Saving Beansprout's Brain."
Episode#84 "The Road is Folking Hard..."
Episode#85 "The One with Gender Issues."
Episode#87 "(DEMON)Llama Llama Llama..."
Episode#89 "Me, Myself and Ai."
Episode#90 "Wedding Cake or Death."
Episode#91 "Real Life.or Pizza, With Extra Cheese."
|Episode#92 "Prologue in Manga Form."
Episode#93 "Curtain Opens."
Episode#94 "Trailer for series six."
Episode#95 "A nepalese Werewolf in London."(Flashback story, prelude to series eight)
Episode#96 "Fantasy Life Sucks."
Episode#97 "Credits Roll."
Episode#98 "IBYKS Companion (Part 1)."
Episode#99 "IBYKS Companion (Part 2)."
Episode#100 "IBYKS Companion (Part 3)."