Commissions

				Creative Writing By Alice





Old Achilles was mincing around Out on the Trojan battleground When suddenly Beowulf leapt into view And beat Achilles black and blue Achilles got mad and began to fight back But he didn't expect a stealth attack From the Cullens and Angel - left and right The weeping vampires joined the fight This is a mythical shakedown Divorced from reality This is a mythical shakedown As silly as it can be Generics do not apply And nor does chronology This is a mythical shakedown Who wins? Just wait and see The Balrog caught Beowulf by surprise The Luggage brought tears to Achilles' eyes The Slytherins went to settle old scores With those sanctimonious Gryffindors LEPrecon tried to read the Riot Act But they lost their place when Smaug attacked While Buffy faced off with the ol' White Witch And got her ass frozen by that nasty...lady This is a mythical shakedown Divorced from reality This is a mythical shakedown As silly as it can be Generics do not apply And nor does chronology This is a mythical shakedown And it's the last you'll ever see