Fairly Obvious Cross-Dresser
Cherry: Permanent Record
Full Name:
Steve Lewis.
Age:
18.
D. O. B:
23rd March.
Species:
Human.
Place of Birth:
Basingstoke.
Next of Kin (to be contacted in case of
accident):
Ted Lewis(Long-suffering father).
School:
Marketable Magic.
Reasons for Joining:
To
right wrongs and save the world with glitter. That’s why. Why else would I want
to be a Magical Girl?
FOR OFFICIAL USE ONLY:
Psychological Profile:
A little voice at the back of my mind is always nagging
at me to throw Cherry out of the school, and possibly have him arrested. But I
just can’t do it. He’s the only Magical…Girl with a shred of humanity, and
besides, I can’t wait to see their faces when they realise he’s as straight as
an arrow.
H. R. H. Flibbage of Faerie
Teacher’s Comments:
Cherry isn’t the most talented Magical Girl I’ve
ever taught, but then, he has started
off with a little bit of a handicap…