Fairly Obvious Cross-Dresser Cherry: Permanent Record

 

 

Full Name:

 

Steve Lewis.

 

Age:

 

18.

 

D. O. B:

 

23^rd March.

 

Species:

 

Human.

 

Place of Birth:

 

Basingstoke.

 

Next of Kin (to be contacted in case of accident):

 

Ted Lewis(Long-suffering father).

 

School:

 

Marketable Magic.

 

Reasons for Joining:

 

To right wrongs and save the world with glitter. That’s why. Why else would I want to be a Magical Girl?

 

 

FOR OFFICIAL USE ONLY:

 

Psychological Profile:

 

A little voice at the back of my mind is always nagging at me to throw Cherry out of the school, and possibly have him arrested. But I just can’t do it. He’s the only Magical…Girl with a shred of humanity, and besides, I can’t wait to see their faces when they realise he’s as straight as an arrow.

 

H. R. H. Flibbage of Faerie

 

 

Teacher’s Comments:

 

Cherry isn’t the most talented Magical Girl I’ve ever taught, but then, he has started off with a little bit of a handicap…

 

Dulcet Angel Christine