Magical Jailbait Insipid Fructose: Permanent Record

Full Name: Emma Smith

Age: "18"

D.O.B: 27th March

Species: Human

Place of Birth: Salisbury

Next of Kin: Any of my ten older step-brothers.

School: Marketable Magic

Reasons for Joining: Because magic is just so much fun to play with! Besides, I often have to fight off the advances of thirty-year-old pervs…

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Psychological Profile:

If Fructose was left to herself in the mortal plane she'd probably have her own story, one that would make Hard Candy look like a slap on the wrist by comparison. Sometimes I wonder if I made the right decision when I took her in…

HRH Flibbage of Faerie

Teacher's Comments:

Fructose is doing well this year, but if she really wants to go far, I recommend she makes herself seem even more illegal.

Dulcet Angel Christine