Jimmy Jacobs: Permanent Record

 

 

Full Name:

 

James Edward Jacobs.

 

Age:

 

16.

 

D. O. B:

 

27^th April.

 

Species:

 

Human.

 

Place of Birth:

 

Northampton.

 

Next of Kin (to be contacted in case of accident):

 

My mum Tilda Jacobs.

 

School:

 

The School of Overrated Destructive Metal Robots. But I’m campaigning for a name change, because I really think they’re not that overrated.

 

Reasons for Joining:

 

I’d never have had the chance to work with such amazing machines anywhere else. The Mortal Realm just doesn’t have this kind of technology, it’s all outmoded concepts like

 

NOTE: The rest of this statement has been edited for annoying technobabble.

H.R.H. Flibbage of Faerie.

 

 

 

 

FOR OFFICIAL USE ONLY:

 

Psychological Profile:

 

When he first arrived at the dojo, Jimmy was a fairly pleasant, if incredibly shy, young man. Unfortunately the laws of generics seem to have taken a particularly heavy toll on him, and he is now one of the more annoying mecha-boy stereotypes – an insecure, whiny wreck.

 

H. R. H. Flibbage of Faerie

 

 

Teacher’s Comments:

 

Jimmy’s work is progressing well this year – his robot doesn’t usually require more than four reboots before it will start properly, and it has only got seriously out of control twice this term.

 

“HACK”