Jin West: Permanent Record

 

 

Full Name:

 

Jin L. West Full name, dipshit.

Shut up! If your mum gave you a stupid name like Luna you wouldn’t shout about it either!

My mum is your mum, and she did. Moron.

 

Age:

 

16 17.

 

D. O. B:

 

1^st October.

 

Species:

 

Half-werewolf half-human.

 

Place of Birth:

 

St. Artemis’ Hospital, London.

 

Next of Kin (to be contacted in case of accident):

 

Dee West.

 

School:

 

Kung Shoe, the best school in the school!

Retard.

BITE ME!

 

Reasons for Joining:

 

Because we got picked for the Exchangeling Programme. And anyway, it’s nice to go to a school where no-one cares if you’ve got pointy ears.

 

 

 

FOR OFFICIAL USE ONLY:

 

Psychological Profile:

 

Jin is the kind of person who skips merrily down the road of life, picking the flowers and chasing the butterflies along the way and usually waltzing straight over the potholes. When they do trip her up, it can come as something of a shock.

Anyway, enough of the metaphors. Jin is the sweetest person I have ever met, which can be a little scary at first – although not as scary as she is when she’s pushed. You’d think she wouldn’t have a nasty bone in her body, but she had to inherit something from her mother.

 

H. R. H. Flibbage of Faerie

 

 

Teacher’s Comments:

 

Jin is one of the most gifted students I have ever had the privilege to teach, even amongst werewolves, who usually have quite an affinity with shoes. She will go far.

 

Prada-Sensei