Martyn: Permanent Record

Full Name: Martyn of Derryderrydown

Age: 17

D.O.B: 20th October

Species: Imp (the horns are a throwback to some god of hunting who visited my village a few centuries ago…)

Place of Birth: Derryderrydown ('The Capital of Twee!')

Next of Kin: Don't call my family if I'm injured. They'll come and Morris Dance at me till I get better out of sheer desperation.

School: Indiscriminate Whacking

Reasons for Joining: My family would only accept a career which involved me hitting things with sticks. At least this way I don't have to deal with the bells, handkerchiefs and folk music too.

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Psychological Profile:

Martyn is about as normal a person as anyone could find in Derryderrydown, and has thankfully not inherited the local habit of ending every sentence with "Hey nonny nonny!"

HRH Flibbage of Faerie

Teacher's Comments:

Martyn would handle a quarterstaff much better if he just stopped skipping around during practice.

Lars Kovak